Have you tried "The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator?"

http://www.aussiebloggers.com.au/blogpost.html

Here's what it came up with for me:

"Goodness Gracious I just realised I have not updated this since last month... You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..

"I am frantic with only your readership as life preserver, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being an embarrassment to my colleagues, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me as a jumping castle to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. I am not complaining though. I need some perspective.

"I make a solemn vow I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Honestly! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue.."